Brazilian TMI
Tonight, K told me that her sister (A) is planning to take her to the fancy pancy salon that she frequents to get her eyebrows waxed. I thought I'd take advantage of K's naivete and recommended that she ask the lady for a Brazilian wax (hehe).
No go.
She told me, "Hell no! I know what that is, you bitch." Oops. (Hey...I tried)
We both wish that was the end of the story, but when A is involved, there's always more. Several years ago, A told us that she surprised her husband with a Brazilian wax and he felt like a pervert (pedophile-ish). Apparently, he's had a change of heart or SHE changed his mind.
A couldn't resist telling how awesome it was when he went down on her... this is her SISTER saying this shit! Sorry folks, that is the extent of the information gleaned. K stopped her cold by saying, "that's enough, unless you want details of my sex life." Yeah... end of story.
If you have anything to ad on the subject...please, educate me. NOT that I'd do it...
posted by Syd at 9/29/2006 07:01:00 PM
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I like them. At least from this point of view...can't say as I've seen them on another.
:)
I can educate you on how to spell add...
Do you want edumucation on the waxing, or the downing?
'cause if you don't know 'bout the latter, sister, we gotta talk.
ya really! That's probably why your shorts aren't getting washed!!
maggie- i'm so NOT surprised that you know about this
Well, I could correct that, but now that you've so kindly pointed it out... OCBitch
Go ahead and educate us on going down, Kris. :)
Three words for my thoughts on this... no freakin' way!
This seemed appropriate :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z1twraeuPgI
No shit, Sassy... did you watch that YouTube video that daknees posted?
Hell FUCKING no!!
Thanks, btw...daknees.
Brazilians are defiantly excellent but those you dare should be cautioned there are certian "risks" involved and some downright horror stories.
OMG, Johnny. I don't think I EVEN want to know.
aren't there better things to do with hot wax?
My brother occasionally liked to engage me in graphic discussions of a sexual nature just to see if he could make me blush. He quit when I sent him a vibrating butt plug for his birthday. But I do remember him asking me if I ever "got my hoop waxed". I told him I'd do it if he went ahead and got circumsized. Silence.
I just watched it. OMG! I did notice that with maybe one exception they all appear to be young 20 somethings. Maybe it's time to embrace being 40! :)
I happen to like the monkey waxing, it's not so fun during, but I like the result.
It's smooth, I like smooth...
And really, after a few times, the hair stops growing back. It's great.
"It's the only way to ride" :-)
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